I’m gonna eat you out. But for science
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a “half-zombie” and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn’t true love I don’t know what is.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states…he’s either drunk or he loves me