(617):
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn’t true love I don’t know what is.
(304):
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states…he’s either drunk or he loves me
(203):
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
(425):
I am thankful for thumbs.

(425):
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.


(425):
Land dolphins.
(514):
please come upstairs a drunk asian guy is lying down in the middle of my room and i don’t know him

(514):

please come upstairs a drunk asian guy is lying down in the middle of my room and i don’t know him

(507):
We had to use the stains on Phil’s shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
(303):
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?

(1-479):
Tequila.
(703):
What I’ve learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat

facsimilii asked: I... I cannot express the sheer amount of awesome in this Tumblr. ZR has basically taken over my life and finding a ZR TFLN is like magic.

Dude, thank you so much! This was such a nice message to wake up to ♥ I’m really glad you’re enjoying it!